Jokes to Make You Smile
Jokes to Make you Smile
Everybody loves to laugh, and nothing cheers someone up more than laughter. Now, I’m no expert on jokes, but I do know that people like to smile at them. These are some jokes and puns you can tell your friends, family, cat, dog, or anyone really. I hope they make you and everyone you tell them to smile, even if it is for the fact that they’re a bit silly. 🙂
Puns
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity…it’s impossible to put down
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I’m glad I know sign language…it’s pretty handy
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I used to have a fear of hurdles…but I got over it
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Writing with a broken pencil is pointless
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A new type of broom came out today…it’s sweeping the nation
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Need an ark to save 2 of every animal? Don’t worry, I noah guy
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A bicycle can’t stand on it’s own because it’s two-tired
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I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time
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I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn’t help me
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There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar-deal
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I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me
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It was such an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers
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Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out
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The magician got so mad, he pulled his hare out
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A rule of grammar: double-negatives are a no-no
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I could not pull out of the parking space, so I used my back up plan
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He didn’t tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed
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I’ve been to the dentist several times, so I know the drill
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The baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing
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I should have been sad when my flashlight’s batteries died, but I was de-lighted
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I like peanuts better!
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Well make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva sore hand from all this knocking!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ten minutes now.
Thank you so much for reading all of my lame jokes, I hope I was able to make you smile. As I said in the beginning, be sure to share these with your friends and spread the joy.
