Star Wars The Force Awakens Theories

It is not normal for me to do a non-technology corner article, but this is special. STAR WARS VII THE FORCE AWAKENS WILL BE HERE IN 3 DAYS!!! I like Star Wars… A LOT. Before I tell you my theories, I kinda need to rant. In Star Wars VI Return of the Jedi, Boba Fett falls into the Sarlacc pit. In expanded universe using a combination of his jetpack, and blowing himself up, he escape the Sarlacc. After escaping he eventually leads a team of elite mandalorian killers. He also holds his own against Vader TWICE! In one of those fights, he uses a lightsaber that he takes from one of the many jedi he has killed. If you do not know, someone who uses a lightsaber is at least force sensitive, that means there could have been an epic Fett Sith Bounty Hunter. However when Disney bought Lucasfilm they said he dies in the Sarlacc pit. I HATE THEM SO MUCH, THEY CAN NOT JUST KILL OFF ONE OF THE COOLEST CHARACTERS EVER JUST LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now for my theories. The main one is that (please do not close out of this article after you read this next part) Luke Skywalker is… A SITH! HEY! HEY! HEY! STOP LEAVING HATER COMMENTS! Hear me out. Real quick before I start getting into the fact, quick question, besides being in the teaser for about one second, where is Luke in the trailers and OFFICIAL POSTER. Try to find him. The poster is on the next page and the rest of this will be after it.

 

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So, could you find him, NO!?, wow I thought they would put the most important character (of the original trilogy) on the poster for sure. So could it be possible he is not on the poster or in the trailers because they are trying to keep a secret about Luke a secret. Hummmmm Maybe.

Pieces of Evidence

  1. Age
    1. In episode I Yoda (the smartest character in all of Star Wars) says that starting to train Anakin at such a young age would not be good. In episode I Anakin is around 10 so if YODA says 10 is too old to start training I wonder how he would feel about someone starting their standing around the age of 18.
  2. What YODA says
    1. In episode V YODA says “Only a fully trained Jedi Knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer Vader and his emperor. If you end your training now… if you choose the quick and easy path as Vader did… you will become an agent of evil.”, and guess what, LUKE DOES! Regardless of YODA’S warning he does.
  3. The cave on Dagobah
    1. Some say that when Luke beats Vader in the cave and under the mask it shows Luke’s face it means Luke’s dad is Vader. However what it probably means is that he will become like Vader.

I do not think that I have to go on, because some of you are probably convinced and others will know the truth if you watch the movie. I will be watching the movie the day it comes out and I will write an article that will be up for the first one after the break. Have a Star Wars filled Christmas, and “May The Force Be With You”.